notesfromsterek:

we don’t bite.

notesfromsterek:

we don’t bite.

sharkieboo:

chujo-hime:

70years ago and today by ~cooru58

SHIT
PISS
FUCK
MY FEELS

sharkieboo:

chujo-hime:

70years ago and today by ~cooru58

SHIT

PISS

FUCK

MY FEELS

That poison?

Hey tell everybody to tone the party down, okay? And tell Wonder Woman that her eagle brassiere can be found on the floor of my bedroom. And - and that I saw her naked boobies.

(Source: snowlullaby)

notesfromsterek:

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fuckyouimalive:

superwhomerlock:

if there’s one thing I’ve learned so far by watching MLP: FiM is that all these ponies are dicks to one another until someone else is a dick to them then they go “oh … I don’t like it when other people are dicks to me … maybe I shouldn’t be such a dick.”

I still think there’s going to be a twist episode and all the ponies fucking murder each other. It’s just too god damn happy.

if there’s one thing I’ve learned so far by watching MLP: FiM is that all these ponies are dicks to one another until someone else is a dick to them then they go “oh … I don’t like it when other people are dicks to me … maybe I shouldn’t be suck a dick.”

parthenonqueen:

Another Man date!!! This time at season 2 kick-off party!!!

parthenonqueen:

Another Man date!!! This time at season 2 kick-off party!!!

galifianafuck:

if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will:

  • take car
  • go to mum’s
  • kill phil
  • grab liz
  • go to the winchester
  • have a nice cold pint  
  • and wait for all this to blow over

hey skyler … this is just for you

withloveskyler:

You are the worst cousin fucking EVER!

You still love me.

(Source: superwhomerlock)

hey skyler … this is just for you

withloveskyler:

Fucking bitch! Put that brownie in me NOWW!!!!! 

omg … it’s so delicious. just … mmmm

(Source: superwhomerlock)

I think if they ever made something Tom Hiddleston-scented … It should be called Lok-pourri.  Or potLoki fits better, really, but I think people read that as “pot - Loki” instead of how its supposed to be.  Whatevs.

ileftmyheartindistricttwelve:

gazzymouse:

STOP PICKING ON THE PETER!!!

help

(Source: hemsworthss)