That poison?
Hey tell everybody to tone the party down, okay? And tell Wonder Woman that her eagle brassiere can be found on the floor of my bedroom. And - and that I saw her naked boobies.
(Source: snowlullaby)
if there’s one thing I’ve learned so far by watching MLP: FiM is that all these ponies are dicks to one another until someone else is a dick to them then they go “oh … I don’t like it when other people are dicks to me … maybe I shouldn’t be such a dick.”
I still think there’s going to be a twist episode and all the ponies fucking murder each other. It’s just too god damn happy.

if there’s one thing I’ve learned so far by watching MLP: FiM is that all these ponies are dicks to one another until someone else is a dick to them then they go “oh … I don’t like it when other people are dicks to me … maybe I shouldn’t be suck a dick.”
if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will:
- take car
- go to mum’s
- kill phil
- grab liz
- go to the winchester
- have a nice cold pint
- and wait for all this to blow over
You are the worst cousin fucking EVER!

You still love me.
(Source: superwhomerlock)
Fucking bitch! Put that brownie in me NOWW!!!!!
omg … it’s so delicious. just … mmmm

(Source: superwhomerlock)
I think if they ever made something Tom Hiddleston-scented … It should be called Lok-pourri. Or potLoki fits better, really, but I think people read that as “pot - Loki” instead of how its supposed to be. Whatevs.